Published on Friday, 29 April 2016 01:34
We here at Popwrecked can exclusively reveal that Cara Carleton "Carly" Fiorina was not Ted Cruz's first choice for a Vice Presidential running mate on the Republican GOP ticket. In fact, we can now reveal that Cruz's first choice was the #Boobalicious Brooklyn Chase!
Of course, this news item is pure fabrication, but let's be honest with each other here. If Cruz did name Brooklyn Chase as his running mate, you'd vote for him, wouldn't you?
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