HOWARD STERN'S FAVORITE PORN STAR IS THE QUEEN OF TWITTER!

 

OK, it's Saturday night. I'm high as hell. So I'm trolling the Internet, since the chick I picked up in the dive bar I went to passed out from the pot we were smoking, and the hooker I called is running late.
 
So what's on the 'net tonight? Well, you know Tabitha Stevens? She's the porn star who is a frequent guest on Howard Stern. She had a short mainstream run when E! Network publicized how many plastic surgeries she had (like bleaching her bung hole,which I think makes her so freakin' cool), and just recently landed a huge story on WWE legend and pop culture provocateur Paul Heyman's "Heyman Hustle" about why her twitter account is the sexiest website on the entire world wide web.
 
Tabitha always likes to post sexy, or topless, sometimes nude photos on her Twitter account (which you can check out for yourself right over here) tweeted a nude photo that just caught my eye, and within the next 10 minutes, I won't need to have this hooker ring my doorbell. This bottle of lotion and this picture of Tabitha is all I need on a Saturday night!
 
Hey Tab, tweet me if you get a moment. I can't promise you a rose garden. But I'll worship that naked body as if you were the Golden Goddess sent to me from the Heavens themselves!


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