Dana Hamm is, essentially, Ms. Popwrecked. The Boobalicious model is perhaps the most featured super babe in the history of our site, and one of the most insanely popular models that we tweet about on the @popwrecked twitter page
As a matter of full disclosure, Dana is officially my future ex-wife, a heartbreak-waiting-to-happen-but-can't-be-avoided, but any access to those eyes, that body, just that look is worth it, isn't it? I mean, think about that very first psycho girlfriend you were relieved dumped you and broke your heart because even the ridiculously hot sex stopped being worth it. About a week goes by, and you're dialing her number after pressing *67 right? And when she breaks someone else's heart by throwing you a bone ride, you're in seventh heaven, until you realize now you have to deal with this psychopath again.
Well, I have no reason to believe this dedicated, super fit, incredibly busty, absolutely gorgeous model, who sure doesn't look like she can wear out a man's nerves just by toying with him until he can't breathe anymore, is a psycho. To be honest, I find that almost all the really hot ones are out of their skulls, but something about Dana tells me she not only knows hot to take care of herself, she knows how to take care of her man.
So what does all this mean?
She's gonna wreck my heart, Pop!
And I'm gonna enjoy every single minute of it!
So we can start this summer. Together. Me and Dana. Naked.
Especially her.
Thanks for indulging me in my rant.
Now check out my future ex-wife!
