It was Christina Aguilera's birthday
And All Through the House
Not a Creature Was Stirring
Not Even Kylie Jenner
No That Doesn't Rhyme
Nor Does It Have To
The Fantasy of the Two of 'em Together
Should Simply Be Enough For You
On Kim
On Kendall
On Kanye and Trump
I Surely Hope XTina
Got a Handful of Kylie Rump
So They Kissed For the Cameras
And Into the Night
As We Fantasized Incessantly
They Were Both Wet … and Tight!
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